Man and God are having a pleasant discussion about the great advances Man has made in science.

God reminisces about how far Man has come since He first made Man from dirt.

Man gets a little boastful and says "Oh we can do that. Life from dirt? That's easy."

God smiles and says "Oh? I'd like to see it please."

Man says "No problem," and bends down to scoop up a handful of dirt.

God says "No no no, you go get your own dirt."